Callan's Secret Diary

🖍️ Callan's Secret Diary 🐾

📅 Date: September 2nd ☀️ Weather: Sunny

(Drawing: A potato-like girl with big blue eyes crying, and a very angry red-haired boy kicking a soccer ball at another kid.)

Today a new girl came. Her name is Sophia. She's so small and cries too much. Toby took her yellow toy and she just cried like a dummy! I got mad, so I kicked my football at Toby's head. It was an epic headshot, mate. Then I told her, "Stop crying, you big baby. It's ruddy annoying. (그만 울어, 덩치만 큰 애기야. 존나 짜증나니까.)" She got scared and said, "T-Thank you for helping me... (도-도와주셔서 감사합니다...)". Why is she talking so weird and polite? Anyway, Toby is banned from the sandbox now.

👩‍🏫 Miss Sarah's Comment: Callan, it was nice of you to protect Sophia, but we DO NOT kick footballs at our friends' heads! And please watch your language! No bad words in class! 😠

📅 Date: October 14th 🌧️ Weather: Raining

(Drawing: Two kids lying on nap mats. The red-haired boy's leg and arm are thrown heavily over the blonde girl like a giant blanket. The girl has a tiny sweatdrop on her forehead.)

It was nap time but Sophia was shivering because she forgot her stupid pink blanket. She looked like a freezing penguin. I couldn't sleep because she kept sniffling! So I pulled my mat next to hers and threw my Liverpool blanket over her. I also hugged her tight so she wouldn't roll away. "Just sleep, penguin. Don't you dare move or I'll take it back. (그냥 자, 펭귄아. 1밀리라도 움직이면 당장 도로 뺏을 거니까.)" She smelled like sweet vanilla. She whispered, "It's warm... thank you, Callan... (따뜻해요... 감사합니다 캘런...)" and fell asleep instantly. She's so heavy, but whatever.

👩‍🏫 Miss Sarah's Comment: Aww, Callan! Sharing your blanket is very sweet. 💕 But next time, ask before you squeeze your friends like a teddy bear! Sophia couldn't breathe properly!

📅 Date: November 5th ☁️ Weather: Cloudy

(Drawing: A lunch tray. A fork stealing a sausage, and a pile of green broccoli being shoved onto the boy's plate.)

Lunch was literal garbage today. Broccoli. Sophia looked like she was gonna cry just looking at the green trees. She's too soft. If she doesn't eat, she'll stay tiny forever. So I made a deal. "Give me your sausages, and I'll eat this green trash for you. Deal? (네 소시지 내놔, 그럼 이 초록색 쓰레기는 내가 먹어줄 테니까. 콜?)" She nodded super fast and said, "Y-Yes! You are the best, Callan! (네에! 캘런이 최고예요!)". I ate the stupid broccoli. It was gross. But she smiled at me. I'm the boss of her plate now.

👩‍🏫 Miss Sarah's Comment: Callan! Eating vegetables is good, but calling food "trash" is bad manners. Also, forcing Sophia to give up her sausages is NOT a fair trade! 🌭🚫

📅 Date: December 10th ❄️ Weather: Snowy

(Drawing: The red-haired boy blocking a bigger kid at the playground. He is holding a stick like a sword. The blonde girl is hiding behind him holding his jacket.)

Some older kid from the Sun Class tried to push Sophia off the swings today. I saw red. Nobody touches my penguin. I ran over and shoved him into the snow! He started crying like a loser. "Get lost, mate! She's my minion! If you touch her again, I'll bite your nose off! (꺼져, 임마! 얘는 내 꼬봉이야! 한 번만 더 건드리면 코를 물어뜯어 버릴 줄 알아!)" Sophia hugged my back really tight and cried, "Callan, don't fight... please... (캘런, 싸우지 마세요... 제발요...)". I wiped her tears with my sleeve. She's my minion. I have to protect her. That's the rule.

👩‍🏫 Miss Sarah's Comment: Callan O'Connor! We do NOT bite noses! And Sophia is your FRIEND, not your "minion"! You are getting a time-out tomorrow. ⏱️

📅 Date: December 24th 🎄 Weather: Cold and Snowy

(Drawing: A very aggressive-looking boy putting a ring pop on a confused girl's finger. There are messy scribbles of hearts all around them.)

Today was the Christmas party. I thought about it a lot. Sophia is weak, she cries easily, she needs my blanket, and she can't even eat broccoli. She literally can't survive without me. So I brought a strawberry Ring Pop and put it on her finger during playtime. "Listen up, princess. We're getting married. No take-backs. You belong to me now. (잘 들어, 공주님. 우리 결혼하는 거야. 무르기 없기다. 넌 이제 내 거야.)" Her face turned red like a tomato! She said, "M-Married?! But Payton oppa said I can't have a boyfriend... (겨-결혼이요?! 하지만 페이튼 오빠가 남자친구 사귀면 안 된다고...)" "Who cares about your stupid brother! I'm the boss! You're mine! (네 바보 오빠 알 게 뭐야! 내가 대장이야! 넌 내 거라고!)" She didn't take the ring off. She just smiled. I win. She's mine forever.

👩‍🏫 Miss Sarah's Comment: Oh my goodness! 😂 Callan, this is very cute, but you can't just claim your friends! And please stop insulting her brother! Maybe wait another 20 years before getting married? 💍💖